Imagine this: You're asleep comfortably in bed with your significant other. Then, at 4:30am, you hear your phone start announcing...

Okay, first of all, I'm just going to toot my own horn: I take some damn good pictures. Maybe not all the time; there could be several...

First off, I'm sorry for the sudden radio silence. Things have been happening around here, but most of what it boils down to is: a lot...